10 November 2009

Found the Airplane!

Got in a couple of hours' worth of time in tonight. The deep background is finally (finally [finally {finally!}]) nearing completion. Little by little by little.

Some big hops forward have been made, though it doesn't show readily: The sky has been put back in check, the treeline's done, we're closer to the right shade for the side of the hangar, I've started to recover the airplane from the gigantic mess I made, and various other bits have been nudged in the right direction. Some things are obviously in need of fixing, i.e. the warped steel roofing and the split-level roadway on either side of the vert-stab, and we'll just see how many more of them pop up during the rest of the process. But that's what paint is for, after all- to cover up all the mistakes you made with the last layer of paint! The grayscale version below shows the values holding up okay so far.


More to come soon.

22 October 2009

Productivity, In Whatever Form

Had an evening of painting and crepes with G and E last night. Below is an unfinished oil sketch I did of the artist at her [humongous] canvas.

The Artist At Work, Oil on foamcore, 6x8"

Turns out it's much more productive for both of us to work with company and so stay tuned for the many adventures and projects to come.

24 September 2009

Some More Paint

Spent some quality time with my painting today (though I'm not certain that either of us is any better off for it).

Seems to have gotten a bit out of control again. A new sky is apparent, the third repaint since the last update. Still about three hues too cool. Worse, I've lost the lines of the airplane under the generous beginnings of my rough color overlay. I'll be days fixing this one. Stay tuned, folks.

18 August 2009

Three-Gallon Hatchery

Spent the other day cleaning out somebody's shed, so that it can be moved, so that an excavator can get in, so that a leach field can be dug, so that the plumbing works properly, so that, you know. Yeah.

Anyway, the garden pond needed to be drained and dug up as well, and so I find myself in sudden stewardship of a whole lot of goldfish. We spent four or five hours trying to net them all (at least three bright orange, five-inch fish remain at large in the murky eighteen-inch-deep pond), with several dozen fry in several sizes being brought in. The young 'uns currently reside in a well-lit, heavily circulated five-gallon bucket, where they are quite content to swim in circles and munch on protozoans. And anything else they can, actually. Goldfish aren't picky, even when they're this small.


The works


You can see some of the bigger and carotenoidally advantaged ones here.

Most of them are the size of a grain of rice, and brown.

Cool, huh?

Progress In The Unmistakable Form Of Color

Well, I've finally made the decision that has needed making for weeks and broken out of my umber world, having found myself in something of a mire. I've already worked the sky over twice; the first attempt, subject to miscalibrated lighting, produced a moody, oversaturated cloudscape that would look about right over a moonlit ocean but, needless to say, is a bit out of place for the occasion.

So I mixed out the blues a bit and it looked much better but, still lacking proper lighting conditions, it looks as though it may still be a little bit too deep. The plan is, as it stands, to take another look at it tomorrow and, should it actually need the amount of revision I think it does, to turn tail and hide myself behind a wall of art books.

29 July 2009

Consumer Warning

As it turns out, I'm allergic to rentals.

No, really. I took my tux back with time to spare and a noticeable bounce in my step but, upon waking up the following morning, found myself covered from the neck down with the ol' red and itchy. Three days of dermatic irritation ensued, complete with oatmeal baths, ice bags, boo-boo kisses and other such ephemerally satisfying but ultimately futile home remedies. At first, of course, I thought I was suffering a bout of poison sumac; by the end of day one, blemished from head to toe with red blotches and pink streaks, moaning pitifully all the while, I could have been fairly mistaken for a calamine zombie (and accordingly dispatched).

This has some pretty tragic implications. I may never be able to wear a chicken suit, for example. And I guess I'll have to buy my wedding dress, instead of that new car that seems perpetually out of reach. Wait, what happens if I ever need to rent a car? The worst case of road rash this world has ever seen, I believe.

A warning to the superhistaminic would-be skinflint: try it, but buy it. Or suffer the consequences. Side effects may include severe itchiness and/or swelling, brief moments of insanity, an overwhelming desire to thrash your best friend for making you wear the stupid tux in the first place, and smelling for days like oatmeal.

29 June 2009

The Man In The Creamsicle Suit

Never been a Best Man before. It was quite an experience, and I'm not certain that I've quite fully realized the magnitude of it. But after 14 years of waiting, I finally got to try his grandma's world-famous but notoriously hard-to-come-by lasagne. Was not disappointed. Looking back on this photo, I have to admit that I had a selfish impulse to knock him down and drag him through the grass. Luckily, I stood fast against my mischievous self.

Forum 2009: A Debriefing

Did far too much stuff last week to write about in depth. Suffice it to say that I had a grand old time and walked away with a head full of ideas and a renewed drive to git-'er-done. Did some sketching and painting en plein air in workshops. This one, an low-angle oblique segment of Stearman wings (they have a very pretty static Kaydet on pedestals), was the first shot with my new W&N water-soluble oils.


PT-17 Kaydet, 11x14", Oil, 2009

Also did a whole lot of figure drawing. In one workshop we sat in the gallery where ongoing restoration work is taking place on a landmark B-17G, City of Savannah, and tried to get the essence of figure movement as the invariably aged and portly (retired) workers went busily about the business of bringing the big bomber back up into pristine conditon; she came out of the works just too late for combat and was then used for decades as a fire-bomber in Canada before being pickled in a hangar for thirty years.

Gestural Studies, 8x10", graphite, 2009


I also made mischief into the wee hours of the morning with, and got some very sound and encouraging feedback from, the greats. We airplane geeks sure as hell do know how to have a party.

Gestural Studies, 8x10", graphite, 2009

Check back for more progress on my big painting later this week, after I've had time to recover from it all.

17 June 2009

Off to Geeow-gia

Off to Savannah and ASAA Forum 2009. I wanted to have my painting completely finished in time to bring it, but though I've painted where- and whenever I could, it falls markedly short of completion. I did get a good chunk of my progress covered in the latest issue of the ASAA journal, Aero Brush, which is very exciting and has added fuel to the fire under my posterior.



So here's what I've been up to. The sky, treeline and terminal have been frustratedly worked over and over again; each has at least six layers of paint at this point. I'm happier with the cloud cover now, though it still needs work. I had intended to push the darks pretty far in the background though now I think I may have sent the terminal just a bit too far. I've since also blocked in 50A and turned a large part of the form, though it is less than finished, and I had also blocked in the figures before I painted them over in a fit of rage at the first-story windows (I was pretty close to slicing off my ear at the time). Obviously, they need correction.


Okay. Off to finish packing.

30 May 2009

What's In A Name?

I have eight relatives named Billy.

Worse, they're all on the same side.

Other popular family names: David (5); Michael (5); Steven (3); Matthew (3); James (3); Pat (3); Jason (2); Angelo (2); Andrew (2); Ella Mae (2).

Having traced my paternal lineage nine generations back to Famine Ireland, I was not particularly surprised to find that every single one of them was a John, each of whom had invariably married either a Mary, Anne or Catherine.

All of us are not so common, however. A smattering of singular exotics are counted among our ranks: Letizia, Iris, Malverina, Elvira, Felix, Ambrose, Giovanni.

Still think your family's stranger than mine? Leave a comment, fearless reader.

20 May 2009

How That Calamari Got To Your Plate (Part I)

They're late this year.

Usually the humongous schools of Loligo pealei, longfin squid, move inshore to feed for about four weeks between mid-April and mid-May, when the water is turning over. A second run takes place in mid-fall. But it seems that the one thing squid do with uncanny consistency is act erratically. So here we are in late May, and they've only just now waltzed in for the semi-annual coastline carnage.

The process of making calamari is a pretty involved one, if you do it the right way. That means freezing your nose off and losing several hours of sleep in pursuit of the raw material, and then cooking it fresh. The following is a brief illustrated guide to the fascinating diversion known locally, for lack of a more poetic term, as "squidding."



The Newport skyline

Calamari 101

Our tasty friend Loligo pealei is a ravenous pelagic carnivore. Its voracious appetite for smaller things gives us a handy advantage in finding schools. The principle is older than time: bait and wait.

The bait chapter reads thus: At sundown, halogen spotlights are pointed straight at the water, either from a boat or a pier. The light attracts microscopic organisms, which attract bigger bait, and so on in a whimsical game of fish-eat-fish until the primary squid fodder, in this case a massive ball of sand eels (Ammodytes americanus) moves in.


The bait has arrived.

At this point the rigs go in. A squidding jig looks at first glance like any old bass plug, but further inspection reveals at the tail end, in place of the usual treble hook, a ring of thirty or so barbless, needle-like claws. Two or three jigs, spaced on a leader about a foot apart with a sinker on the end, make up a rig. Here ends the long list of special equipment; the rig is attached to a regular old surfcasting rod, enough line is paid out to touch bottom, the bail is closed, and one can then commence to jigging.

Jigging, Art and Science: The Complete Guide

1. Lift the rod tip.
2. Drop the rod tip.
3. Repeat.


When (and if) a school moves in, things happen fast. The squid lay in wait below the school of baitfish, occasionally blasting straight through the writhing mass and into the thermosphere, but more often electing to forego the acrobatics and simply lurk until an unfortunate sand eel ventures too deep. Some think the vertical motion of the jigs perfectly simulates a one of these misplaced morsels; others are convinced the squid are simply reacting to an innate desire to grab and eat anything that moves; and still others contend that they're just pissed off at the incessant shiny, flashy, noisy things. The reason for any given lure's effectiveness is guaranteed to be a hot-button topic among fishermen worldwide. Whatever the case, when a squid decides to strike, it wraps its ten arms around the body of the jig, and finds itself unexpectedly caught on the needles. There is no fight to speak of most of the time; you pull in the line as fast as you can to avoid losing your wiggling quarry, usually getting squirted with large amounts of water and ink in the process, then grab the jig by the eye, turn it over, and Mr. Tentacles lets go and slides unceremoniously into the bucket.


Fwooosh-plop.



And once they start grabbing, they really start. It really is feast-or-famine fishing, except that the act described is more properly classified as molluscing. So it's better to go in groups; extra hands and heads are good for both the brief frenzies of activity and the long hours of ennui.


Light pollution from Thames St. and the bridge

And during these lengthy interludes one finds myriad ways of entertaining oneself, such as counting stars, pacing the deck, untangling rigs, picking one's nose, naming baitfish, singing squid songs, and impersonating squid (badly).




Phase 2: Cleaning Your Catch

(Very graphic manual dissection of squiggly beasties follows. Definitely not for those with a less-than-iron constitution)


Step 1: Grasp the now-very-dead bugger firmly by the mantle in the left hand.



Step 2: Insert the forefinger and thumb of the right hand into the jets, the open spaces between the body and the mantle. Separate the cartilage from the inner wall of the mantle. Hold the body firmly and pull.

Just slides right out.

Step 3: If you did it right, all the guts come out in one piece. There's not much holding your average squid together. Clean out any other bits that may be floating around inside the mantle.



A mess of insides.


Step 3a: Analyze the stomach contents (optional). This isn't really based at all in necessity, just morbid fascination. It's interesting, and sometimes even helpful, to see what the squid have been eating; in this case, sand eels.



Step 4: Remove the keratin. Squid have two hard parts: the beak and the transparent stiffening member that runs the length of the mantle. Again, it's just held together by cartilage. Git yer fingers in there, run them down the length of the mantle to separate, and extract.

Just pull that sucker right on outta there.


Looks like a glass stilletto.


Step 5: Skin the mantle. Pretty self-evident; just pull the skin off and toss it.


Step 6: Separate the tentacles. Also pretty simple; with a fillet knife, slice through the body just below the eye, being sure to remove the beak assembly, which comes out as a package, and discard along with the entrails.




Step 7: Rinse everything well in the sink, shake dry and toss in a ziploc bag. Wash your hands, which by now should be completely blackened by ink.

07 May 2009

Slightly More Paint Than Before, But Not Yet Enough

Well, it's pretty self-explanatory, but for the sake of having a well-rounded entry, complete with narration: I've got almost the whole canvas covered now, and the very beginnings of wet-tarmac reflections are showing themselves. Some of the windows are framed, though they need to be brought into order; they're way out of control. After all the background is corrected I'll get to work blocking in the figures and 50A, and finish off the reflections. Again, excuse the poor off-angle shot-- Wet Paint.

03 May 2009

A Bit More Paint



Didn't have as much time as I'd thought I would today, but I got in an hour or so this evening. Still trying to figure out this whole grand-scale thing--particularly the proper homogenization of value over the relatively broad areas--though after having a look at some of Annie's truly large stuff this evening (see http://www.anneblazejack.com/) am inclined to feel like a bit of a complainer. Please excuse the corrupt perspective; I was having trouble lighting properly as some of the paint is still wet.




En Garde!

As I stumbled about trying to get a decent shot with minimal glare, I knocked my brush cleaner off the table. It flipped once and landed with flourish more typical of a swashbuckler than a plastic cup, spilling only a couple of drops and ejecting a single #9 flat right at me. It's the little things that make life worth living.

Bowling Shoes: Not Just For Geeks Anymore


Some fabulous footwear

Went cosmic bowling last night. For the uninitiated, this means we go to the alley late at night, and all normal lighting is abandoned in favor of ultraviolet lamps and disco balls. The game is otherwise roughly similar to standard duckpin. Total ducks ended by my hand: 195.

Soupmaster, walking billboard for Bolie's Chowder Shack

Of course, I should probably tell you that it took three games over a period of two hours to accumulate that impressive tally. Turns out that I'm a much better exaggerator than a bowler. But you were swooning for a second there, weren't you?

02 May 2009

Paint!

Quick update:

Been pretty busy outdoors, the weather having been as nice as it has. But I've been making sure to get as much time as I can in on this. And in doing so, I've crossed at last that most elusive of thresholds and gotten some paint on the canvas. This is so very exciting.


Above is the canvas, having finally been completely inked. I had some bugs to work out with the figures, which is what took most of that time. Well, I worked them out after two nights of serious figuring. And this afternoon when it was all done I started my tonal, in Burnt Umber and Titanium. I'm burning through paint at a terrifying rate; the size of the canvas (42" X 24") dictates that, I suppose. At this rate I may have to take out a mortgage to finish the thing...

So there's the beginning of something. Who's to say whether or not it's something great? But it sure as hell is something. And that's gotta be good for something. Or something.

Okay, I'm going to kill some cosmic ducks now.

28 April 2009

Far too many excessive redundancies

Found this today. Thought it was simply too good to not post. Of course, you still have to turn your head to see it.



Below is a printed paper towel affixed to the inside of my cupboard.

Hit it, Bob!

One of these things is not like the others

One of these things just doesn't belong

Can you tell me which thing is not like the others

Before I finish singing this song?


Ba-bam! Take that, Bounty bear.

26 April 2009

Something Tangible

Obviously, I've been tardy, and perhaps even lax, in posting. But what you are about to see is well worth the wait, readers.

Over the last couple of days I've lived in my studio. Not the actual last two days, which have been so unbelievably warm as to preclude my doing anything other than work the soil, but the two or three preceding. Most of the time was spent cleaning out the sector of largely unexplored basement that constitutes my studio. Several years' worth of storage boxes, furniture, sporting goods, dust and other assorted detritus had piled up, rendering the place nearly impenetrable. In the process I tripped and fell, hit my head, inhaled ungodly amounts of dust, discovered no less than three lost civilizations and grew a respectable, manly stubble.

Once that was all done, I sat down and sucked on the fruit of my labor for four or five minutes, and pretty shortly I decided it was really time to get cracking.

You see, I had cleaned out my studio for one reason. I mean, it's great to have a corner that's relatively private, out of all major traffic lanes, roomy, climate-controlled and sound-resistant. There is a spacious entrance, and a vast array of tools are within arm's reach. It naturally appeals to the inner recluse. But, truth be told, the catalyst for my inspired insanity was the need for total darkness.

For those who have not heard, I'm currently working on a good-sized painting, under the tutelage of a half-dozen or so of the most hard-working and talented artists I've ever known. It's been something of an undertaking, having already taken the better part of two years. Progress goes in fits and starts, not at all helped by my ridiculous schedule. So far I've gone through dozens of thumbnails, several composition shifts and refinements, three color studies and various other bits and pieces, not to mention some lively correspondence. But it has come to the point where I really, really need to get some paint on the canvas.

First, a brief synopsis of the work at hand. This is the revisitation of a moment I experienced following my first flight in a Piper Tomahawk, registered N2550A. It was windy (12 steady, gusting 16 at 260) and pouring buckets, and after I shut down and covered up I found myself in something of a trance, wanting to remain despite the thorough soaking I was getting at the hands of some badass cumulonimbi. My instructor, a person inspired less by sentiment than common sense, ran lickety-split for the relative dryness of the terminal. I lingered, having, for lack of better terminology, a romantic moment with the aeroplane.


A color study. Romantique, no?

Aviation art is a funny thing. Most of the people who have a real appreciation for it have a fair amount of technical knowledge. Accuracy is crucial; even a slight error in proportion or misplaced detail will often be noticed by the discerning eye of the knowledgeable viewer, and can ruin an otherwise well-executed painting. This is a special challenge because, on top of the need to get the airplane right, the terminal building at SFZ is something of a landmark, and it's a self-portrait to boot. As far as putting the lines where they belong, there are a number of methods; I use GPM.

The Geometric Projection Method was pioneered by Joe DeMarco, and is manifested in his program, Artist's Perspective Modeler (APM). I was lucky enough to obtain a copy of it, and have put it to good use (and also made good use of the one-on-one tech support enthusiastically provided by Joe). It works like a virtual camera, where you define coordinates in a virtual 3-dimensional space and then set various parameters so that the program can plot the points in proper perspective on a 2-dimensional surface. Basic operation of the program is as follows:

1. Obtain a scale 3-view of the object in question. 1/48 (1/4 in.=1 ft.) scale is standard, partly because 1/48 plans are relatively easy to find and are large enough to include sufficient detail, and partly because the large amount of relevant math is easier this way. Finding accurate 3-views of light GA aircraft is a notoriously difficult practice, and I was delighted when Ron Wong (who must literally have rooms full of reference) was able to procure for me not just one but two. I chose the larger of the two as it included more detail, and worked for some time to get it printed at exact scale. When all this was done I busted out the calipers and made about 100 micromeasurements, finding the exact distances (down to 1/128 in) to important stations, such as major changes in cross-section, surface edges and axes. Below are the front and side elevations; there is also a plan view.

2. Enter the coordinates. Below is an example of a few "boxes." In essence, you are creating a series of lines to define a virtual space. It's a massive 3D game of connect-the-dots. The coords, when formatted correctly, are linked sequentially by lines. The measurements below are in hundredths of an inch, in 1/48 scale. The model as it currently stands comprises some 225 lines of coordinates. It's actually pretty simple as models go; some of the more zealous among us get so into it as to actually replicate the curves and surfaces of the subject, with amazing results. I prefer to use it simply as a framework to build a drawing on, doing most of the work with a pencil.

3. Place the subject. Once the numbers are all in place, it's time for a whole new set of numbers. Things that need to be determined are where the center of interest (the convergence of all the offset axes) is, and from there exactly where the CI is in relation to the viewpoint so that everything fits neatly where it should in order to make an exciting composition. The easiest way to do this in this case, where the airplane is sitting straight and level on the ground, was to make a plan view. In the 1/150 scale drawing you see below, I was able to determine that the CI sat 6 feet (1.5625 inches when converted to 1/48) behind the zero-point and 12 feet (3 in) to port. The whole airplane was then rotated about the z- (vertical) axis 10 degrees. I then settled on a 32-degree cone of vision, which put the viewing distance to the CI at about 75 feet (19 in).


I made several small adjustments, moving the CI up and inboard a couple of feet, and pushed the "calculate" button, which plots all the lines as offset. The rewards of all that math:

And now we come to the total darkness issue. I had a fine framework, but to transfer a tiny drawing to a 4-foot canvas is no small task, and so I fired up the projector, which is something of a light-sensitive operation. Given the luminous quality of every room in the house, the basement was the natural and only choice. And of course it has the advantages of coolness, privacy, etc.

The rest is pretty much self-evident. I'm doing all the dirty work on a half-size finished plot, so I can just lay down positive lines on the actual canvas. I did a whole lot of adjusting to get the CI/CV (the red crosshairs) centered on the paper, and the size and focus exactly where it should be, and penciled away. The apparent distortion below is due to the camera's proximity to the drawing.


And the end result, here seen again on the oblique, is a 50% perspective plot, to be inked, scanned and projected onto the canvas.


Stay tuned as the deadline is fast approaching and updates will come much more frequently now.

31 March 2009

Wanna piece of me?

Meet Squirt.


A right dandy specimen of Betta Splendens.

Bettas have a well-deserved reputation for getting in the face of anything that moves, regardless of relative size. Aside from the usual severe tenacity, this one has personality-- flair, even-- making him an ideal subject for portraiture. He currently resides in a ten-gallon villa with a pair of Corydoras and several danios, who find immense enjoyment in annoying him by darting hither and yon. He finds the Corys more to his liking, and can occasionally be found lounging about alongside them or, in a desperate plea for acceptance, even feeding on the bottom (quite a maneuver for an anabantid).

24 March 2009

Return of The King

First and foremost, to my throngs of admirers: You have not been forgotten. No more tearing out your hair. Enough throwing yourselves on your swords. End the madness, I say! I've had an interesting couple of weeks. Some highlights:

· My laptop died. Worse, it thought that the most convenient moment to do so was in the middle of a rather important bit of programming.

· The two feet of permanent snow and ice melted. The usual mires and flooding everywhere as temperatures rose into the mid-50s.

· We promptly got 14 inches of very wet snow dropped on our heads. Temps dropped into the single digits; wet snow froze solid. Slipped on the stone steps, flew headlong into the car. I love New England.

· All melted again. Mud, mud puddles, mud pies, mud football, mud wrestling, mud puppies. Muddy, muddy dogs. Why do canines have an intrinsic fondness for muck?

· We have added two goats to our motley menagerie. They make a noise like a screaming toddler whenever it seems to them as though you might be remotely interested in feeding or petting them. I chuckle softly when I imagine what the neighbors think of all this.

· Been playing a whole lot of music. All over the place. It's that time of year, dontcha know.

· On that note, I've eaten more corned beef and cabbage than I care to admit. There are perks to being a working musician.

· Made best friends with an elderly Scots lady. I am now of the opinion that everyone should do this.

· Got caught in an ice cream storm. Really-- ice cream poured down on my head. No kidding.

It sure has been interesting, this life of mine.

02 March 2009

Not for the faint of heart

Today I did the most exciting thing I've ever done in my life.



I wore mismatched socks.

The really awful part is that they're not even entirely mismatched, just two different phases of the same sock: Pedis occultus v. niger and v. albus. And that's how cool I am.

28 February 2009

Finger update

For those of you who were not there at the time and/or have not yet heard: A month ago I got the two outermost fingers of my left hand crushed in a car door. Not slammed, as in struck by the swinging side, but crushed--in the business end, right above the hinge.


The damage

The damage, currently

Anyway, this accident caused a good deal of concern at first, and not just because it hurt like hell (which it did); these are two very busy fingers for a guitarist, and even more so for a fiddler. Luckily I had a two-week hole in the schedule and that was just about enough time for the nerve damage to heal. Right about then the third finger bled out and that was that; I expect it to make a full recovery. The fourth finger, however, was so situated at the time of the incident that the nail root was crushed, and so that nail's a goner. It's just starting to loosen now (who knew you could make a noise like a rusty door hinge with your nail?); observe the 4mm clot underneath.


That's 1/8" of congealed blood. Cool, huh?

The best part of all this is that the hand that swung the door shut belongs to a certain James Dean. This is going to be that most intensely exciting life-experience story to tell one's descendants over and over and over. Not entirely certain as to how I feel about that.


Confessions of a book addict


Alright, my two and-a-half weeks of nonstop activity is over. At last I can rest on my laurels. Rather, I would have been able to so recline had said laurels not been squashed beneath the enormous pile of books I've accumulated during this whirlwind tour. It would seem that I've outsmarted myself once again, having amassed such a collection that I am now at a total loss as to where to begin reading. It's just as well, really, as I have a whole lot of other things to attend to, most notably my current epic-scale painting, which has been gestating for well over a year now. But I'll not want for reading material for several months to come. One of my prize finds: 33 current and recent back issues of Model Aviation ($3.00 for the lot- that's a 98% savings off newsstand price).


I am now going to spend the remainder of my day off gazing skyward at my insurmountable teetering tower of literature, occasionally looking out the window as the forecast 12-14" of fresh wet snow piles up on top of the only recently-exposed driveway. On the upside, if we run out of cordwood we have plenty of books to keep the fire going.

22 February 2009

In Which I Get Some Sleep

I am a juggernaught.

I've been firewalling it since Wednesday 11. The madness that is my average day has been accelerated straight through into insanity; days merge into nights and back again into mornings. Time becomes meaningless, though ostensibly it is of the utmost importance. Run, walk, jog, drive, fly, swim, somersault numbly from hither to yon.

I am a juggernaught.

Last weekend was one of late nights on stage and a whole lot of tossing and turning in a very noisy hotel. New York kids have already got to be the loudest little pukes there are as it is, but put them together in any number--let's not talk about the small army that patrolled the halls for 72 hours straight--and things start to happen. The ubiquitous Do Not Disturb signs begin disappearing from their proper places, with the result that room service stumbles in to find one in one's natural state or, worse, finally having nearly dozed off; public bathroom fixtures likewise mysteriously uproot themselves and migrate to a faraway land; doors are randomly kicked in by twelve-year-old girls demonstrating to their friends the inadequacy of the locks. New York is no place for the insomniac, regardless of what is said.

I am a juggernaught.

Immediately upon returning from the Catskills, the library dash begins. Two shows a day, in every corner of the State. Drive, unload, set up, crowd control, cast control, cast control, cast control, break down, reload, drive, repeat. Read five pages of Walden, if eyes will stay open that long. Repeat, repeat, etc.

I am a juggernaught.

Only one show Saturday morning. Unload entire set and props. Disembowel, ..uhh, clean out the van in preparation for the "Shanty Shindig." Refill (to the brim) with musical instruments, launch oneself over standup bass in order to reach seat. Dandify oneself; this is a pirate party, after all. Swashbuckle one's way through a four-hour set, ending at 2:00 AM. Scratch, scratch, scratch (wearing a wool sack coat). Scratch some more. Reload van, drive, unload van.

I am a juggernaught.

3:45 AM: I lie awake in bed. The rain drums on the roof. Cool sheets. Soft pillow. The morning brings my first day off after ten days on. Life is so good.

I am a jugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg