Far too many excessive redundancies

Found this today. Thought it was simply too good to not post. Of course, you still have to turn your head to see it.

Below is a printed paper towel affixed to the inside of my cupboard.

Hit it, Bob!

One of these things is not like the others

One of these things just doesn't belong

Can you tell me which thing is not like the others

Before I finish singing this song?

Ba-bam! Take that, Bounty bear.